Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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