you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Let's get the cat blown out
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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