at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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