You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
