i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
