i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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