bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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