I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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