saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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