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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day

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  hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine

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• (619): View more from California

  my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.

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• (310): View more from California

  I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  ok thanks goodnight

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  Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.

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• (619): View more from California

  Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.

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