you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail