She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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