But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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