she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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