just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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