Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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