just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
