i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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