Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
