I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She bit a glass in half.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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