did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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