awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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