and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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