He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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