So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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