The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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