marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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