i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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