new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He felt like a one man threesome
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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