dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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