I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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