it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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