Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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