For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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