Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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