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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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