Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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