And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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