Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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