hotel room ftw
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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