Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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