K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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