She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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