Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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