May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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