question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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