My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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