You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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