I'm laying in your front yard are you home
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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