Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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