My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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