Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize