I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Text me some of your sweat
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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