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Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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